Greatest 100 Albums of All Time
TIMESONLINE.CO.UK: Deemed Britpop's crowning achievement, Oasis' debut album, Definitely Maybe, has been named the Greatest Album of All Time in a poll voted for by more than 40,000 readers of British Hit Singles and Albums and NME.com, pushing the Beatles’ Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band into second place. Which begs the question: How can 40, 000 music fans be so dumb?
Besides the dubious token inclusion of "bands of the moment" is there anything on the list that is surprising? No, it's so rigidly canonical it could have been lifted straight from the Old Testament. At times, it's comfortingly quaint, with numerous dadrock albums that are as cosy as a pipe and slippers - The Joshua Tree, Brothers in Arms, Dark Side of the Moon and Hotel California are all present and correct and likely to illicit a response along the lines of "Tubular Bells? Oh, that old chestnut".
It's the omissions that are the real shockers though. Staggeringly, there are only four black artists included - Jimi Hendrix (98), Prince (65), Marvin Gaye (57) and Michael Jackson (35). There is nothing in the way of hip-hop, funk, soul, blues and r'n'b. Similarly, the presence of female artists is lamentably low with a paltry six inclusions towards the end of the list - Alanis Morissette (93), Spice Girls (89), Madonna (83), Joni Mitchell (73), Kate Bush (70) and, sigh, Shania Twain (64).
The NME.COM vote is visible in the cloth-eared inclusion of 11 bands of the moment such as (sigh) Snow Patrol (91), Arctic Monkeys (86), (weep) Kasabian (67), Coldplay (52 and 33), (please God no) the Libertines (30), Kaiser Chiefs (27), (Shed Seven soundalikes) the Killers (21) and the Strokes (20). However, out of the new bands featured in the list, only the White Stripes and Arcade Fire merit inclusion in this particular pop pantheon.
The more recent inclusions, with the exception of Radiohead, suggest that new bands seem merely content to re-tread paths already ploughed by previous generations. So what's missing? Where are the lost classics, the unfairly overlooked? Which bands from the past decade, besides the preening, posturing NME-pin-ups, deserve to be on the list? Which black and female artists merit inclusion? Send your suggestions in now...
Here are the full results of the British Hit Singles and Albums and NME.com survey to find the greatest 100 albums of all time:
1. Definitely Maybe, Oasis
2. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band, The Beatles
3. Revolver, The Beatles
4. OK Computer, Radiohead
5. (What's The Story) Morning Glory?, Oasis
6. Nevermind, Nirvana
7. The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses
8. Dark Side Of The Moon, Pink Floyd
9. The Queen Is Dead, Smiths
10. The Bends, Radiohead
11. The Joshua Tree, U2
12. London Calling, The Clash
13. The Beatles (The White Album), The Beatles
14. Abbey Road, The Beatles
15. Up The Bracket, The Libertines
16. Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols, Sex Pistols
17. Four Symbols (Led Zeppelin IV), Led Zeppelin
18. The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars, David Bowie
19. A Night At The Opera, Queen
20. Is This It, The Strokes
21. Hot Fuss, The Killers
22. Pet Sounds, The Beach Boys
23. Grace, Jeff Buckley
24. The Holy Bible, Manic Street Preachers
25. Bat Out Of Hell, MeatLoaf
26. Appetite For Destruction, Guns N' Roses
27. Employment, Kaiser Chiefs
28. Rubber Soul, The Beatles
29. Rumours, Fleetwood Mac
30. The Libertines, The Libertines
31. Urban Hymns, The Verve
32. American Idiot, Green Day
33. A Rush Of Blood To The Head, Coldplay
34. Parklife, Blur
35. Thriller, Michael Jackson
36. The Wall, Pink Floyd
37. Automatic For The People, R.E.M.
38. Franz Ferdinand, Franz Ferdinand
39. Tubular Bells, Mike Oldfield
40. Achtung Baby, U2
41. Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
42. Exile On Main Street, The Rolling Stones
43. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel
44. Led Zeppelin II, Led Zeppelin
45. Parallel Lines, Blondie
46. Brothers In Arms, Dire Straits
47. Blood On The Tracks, Bob Dylan
48. Hunky Dory, David Bowie
49. X&Y, Coldplay
50. Who's Next, The Who
51. Hopes And Fears, Keane
52. Parachutes, Coldplay
53. Arrival, Abba
54. Different Class, Pulp
55. The Velvet Underground & Nico, The Velvet Underground
56. Forever Changes, Love
57. What's Going On, Marvin Gaye
58. Let It Bleed, The Rolling Stones
59. Elephant, The White Stripes
60. Doolittle, Pixies
61. Absolution, Muse
62. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Elton John
63. Sheer Heart Attack, Queen
64. Come On Over, Shania Twain
65. Sign 'o' The Times, Prince
66. Ten, Pearl Jam
67. Kasabian, Kasabian
68. Dookie, Green Day
69. Origin Of Symmetry, Muse
70. Hounds Of Love, Kate Bush
71. Blonde On Blonde, Bob Dylan
72. All Mod Cons, The Jam
73. Blue, Joni Mitchell
74. White Blood Cells, The White Stripes
75. Dog Man Star, Suede
76. Metallica (the Black Album), Metallica
77. Dare!, Human League
78. Closer, Joy Division
79. In Utero, Nirvana
80. Back In Black, AC/DC
81. Funeral, Arcade Fire
82. Up All Night, Razorlight
83. Ray Of Light, Madonna
84. Born To Run, Bruce Springsteen
85. Physical Graffiti, Led Zeppelin
86. Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, Arctic Monkeys
87. A Day At The Races, Queen
88. The Lexicon Of Love, ABC
89. Spice, Spice Girls
90. Violator, Depeche Mode
91. Final Straw, Snow Patrol
92. Electric Warrior, T. Rex
93. Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette
94. Unknown Pleasures, Joy Division
95. Kid A, Radiohead
96. Out Of The Blue, Electric Light Orchestra
97. The Smiths, The Smiths
98. Electric Ladyland, Jimi Hendrix
99. Rage Against The Machine, Rage Against The Machine
100. Hotel California, Eagles
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